I plead the fifth. Whatever that means. You should want her to be sneaky. More fun. More teasing. More everything.
I’m not really sure what that means either, to be honest, haha. I do want her to be more sneaky. It’s definitely more fun and, well, more everything.
ALLLL! Me? Punished? No. I don’t think so. I’ve been a good girl! Yes. JLaw speaks the truth. You should know that.
ALLLL. You. Punished. No? Are you completely sure about that? I mean, I know how you work, most days. I do know that, unless she’s being completely sneaky. Then, she’s sneaky with her truth.
Cuddles, cuddles! Haha. Poor Josh. Bad Jen, for doing that to you. Well, she doesn’t want to fall often. At least, not in front of millions. Oh, I know you don’t. That’s why we’re so crazy around each other because we don’t care how people view us.
ALLLL the cuddles. Caps for emphasis. Haha, yes, poor Josh and bad Jen. You ought to be punished, don’t you think? I don’t want her to either, to be honest. OH really? You’re so sure. haha, that’s true. Very true, actually.
Evil. How does one refuse naked cuddles from Josh Hutcherson? I did. I have a lot of willpower, it seems. Good, because I don’t want you to resist. I’ve cast a spell over youuu! Oh, you better catch her or she’ll be mad. That’s because I don’t really give a damn how I embarrass myself.
So that could be my trick to getting you to cuddle even if it doesn’t work. I may have it, but with you, I think everything just goes out the window and I”m like a puppy dog or something. You have, but I like it. I plan on catching her every single chance I get. I don’t either, it’s more fun to live life that way.
Yeah, but you were asking if I didn’t manage to seduce it out of you. That’s why you can’t have me. Though you really shouldn’t resist the seduction. It’s fun. Just checking. In case you were wondering why you had such a clumsy future wife to be. Embarrassment is fun? Haha. Yes, it is.
That’s true, but I just figured I’d try to get you to cuddle with me regardless. Because you love me. I don’t think I could resist even the simplest seduction from you. You just have this strange affect on me. I love that my future wife is so clumsy. I can catch her. With you, it’s fun.
Nope. Can’t have me. That’s what you get for refusing to tell me how much money you have. That is how it goes. Don’t forget that. It’s still not too late to back out… All of them? We’ll embarrass ourselves even more.
Why can’t I have you? I mean, I like to cuddle, a lot. Especially with you and especially naked cuddles. You have to seduce it out of me.. That’s the deal, right? Why would I back out? I love you, there is no getting away from love. I mean, I’d never want to. All of them. That could be fun.
A blanket. And a pillow. Sure. That much I can do. But that shouldn’t happen because your money is my money and my money is my money. Yep. Always glad to land a helping hand. Next time I’ll bring you along.
And you? Can I have you too? I mean, what’s sleeping without you? Hm, I can handle that. OH really now? haha. Is that how it goes? I’ll have to remember that. You and your helping hand. Bring me to all of them, ok?
You can sleep in the backyard. How much do you want to bet there’ll be a trailer out for Catching Fire soon? Starring Academy Award Winner Jennifer Lawrence. Ha. Awe. Next time, darling.
Do I at least get a blanket? And a pillow? Hm, that’s true. That’ll happen soon enough I’m sure. Maybe a week or two? Now we have even more credit because of you. Watch out! haha, next time, huh?
I’ll just kick you out of the house we live in together. No big deal. I do well in winning… Walking to get the awards, not so much. Faster than Wolverine? Haha.
Oh, that isn’t very nice. I mean, I need somewhere to sleep, you know? You do well in wining, I like that. It was still flawless, shh. Faster than Wolverine and Bradley. haha.
Okay. I’ll come up with a seduction plan that’ll make you spill everything. I have the worst luck at award ceremonies. Now if you were there, you could be my knight in shining armour.
Oh, is that so? What if I don’t spill everything? Will you have another plan? Hm, I think you do well. I wish I had been there. I would have been on stage in a few seconds.
